i-am-superjohnlocked:

mrsmarymorstan:

pudus:

was it really necessary for me to be born

Possibly not, but Double Chocolate Chip Cookies aren’t necessary either but I wouldn’t want to live in a world without them!

that is the most uplifting thing i’ve read all day

i’m allergic to cookies what is left for me now

i-am-mr-clever:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

hammermoon:

doctorwhothefuckareyou:

What purpose do eyebrows serve like seriously

To keep… your… forehead… warm?

matt smith cries in the distance

“I have lost things you will never understand”

yongmuney:

robertoluongo:

apparently people can make blue raspberry flavoured stuff w/o knowing what blue raspberry tastes like because of “science and shit”

vibesflint:

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice

theuppitynegras:

thecommandertoast:

ofmagicandice:

So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life

LISTEN TO ME

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO

DON’T

OPEN

THEIR FUCKING PAGE

I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE

verified. it contains a malware bug encrypted inside the javascript. 

SIGNAL BOOST

unicornsandbondage:

“Some of these people you’re obsessed with are grown men and twice your age!”